What if getting dumped was as elaborate as getting proposed to? You got on your knees and took the person’s hand in yours and said ” (insert name) I think we should stop sleeping with each other. I want to spend the rest of my life not sleeping with you. How do you feel about that? How would you like to not see each other anymore but let’s enjoy this dinner right now and part ways?”
*candles flickering in the background. and the ghost of Edith Piaf present for the debacle via record player*
Or is that just too cruel?
See I think if free dinner was involved I’d probably SAY YES ALREADY.
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