What you can expect:
1.) Disappointment, regret, and feelings of abandonment. (Like the lyrics from a Death Cab for Cutie song) Let me be 115% honest with you. Every blog has a time in its life when the poster just stops posting for a while without warning. Example: I say you should look forward to a post about dogs in renaissance costumes that I’ll be posting next Tuesday at 8:20 pm. Then I never make good on that promise and you don’t hear from me for three weeks. I’m like a bad date that didn’t give you a call back. Then when I do show up I’m hot and looking for cuddles without strings or I make a post with no context and a sob story. Get used to it. This is going to happen to you if you read my blog at some point. And now you can’t say I didn’t give you fair warning. Thank me now for giving you topics to talk about in therapy. You’re welcome.
2.) Posts about crying at night or in general (seriously, does there have to be an occasion?) depression, anxiety, and OCD. This includes general fear about what the future holds for me and high levels of depression about potential success and failure.
3.) Emotional photos of cats & photos of frighteningly good or disturbing Cards Against Humanity hands played.
4.) A fuck ton of ranting with spelling errors & random photos. Example: thoughts I have about tea that you never asked about but that I will tell you about anyway.
5.) Shameless talk of mustaches & gender-queerness (many ampersands included)
6.) Once a month or whenever I god damn please suggestions and reviews for: books you should read, blogs you should read, youtube videos you should watch, TV & Movies you should watch. This is a safe sen space for me to force my tastes on you and I don’t apologize.
7.) Essays of me pretending I’m the next David Sedaris.
8.) Me talking to you about being the child of Indian American immigrants and how hard it is to be brown. (And how everyone thinks I’m Irish)
9.) Poetry by me & others. Promotions of myself and my future chapbooks. This includes a show and tell of my arts and crafts projects (Mainly mixed media, collage, and snail mail)
10.) Instructions about what to do during the zombie apocalypse. Unless you don’t want to have a plan for what to do when the end is nigh… then you can just ignore those posts.
The Life and Times of a Tea Fascist 